An interesting twist on the legend of Romulus and Remus, courtesy of the Liberty Times and an anonymous tipster (source at the Liberty Times):
The term "LP" is slang for the Center of Every Man's Life. The caption says that rubbing that statue is will bring wealth this year, the Year of the Dog, and rubbing the Dangling Appendage will bring wealth uncountable.
Yes, it's a slow news day. So bring on the bad jokes....