Saturday, June 11, 2005

More from the letterbox: I wanna hold your hand....

Gettin' some fun letters lately.

hey,

I just finished my MA. Can teach at a univ there?


Not to be outdone for curtness, I wrote back.

Sure.


That provoked this spasm of eloquence

ok,

so what do I do to teach there? Show up?


...which prompted me to direct him to my university pages. Moral of the story: folks, please write with specific questions, you know, ones that haven't already been answered on my website.

Friday, June 10, 2005

Bush Says He Will Defend Taiwan

Our feckless President announced today that he would defend Taiwan:

Moreover, Bush said, the US adhered to the Taiwan Relations Act, which meant that it opposed either side of the Taiwan Strait unilaterally changing the status quo.

"In other words, neither side will make a decision that steps outside the bounds of that statement I just made to you. If China were to invade unilaterally, we would rise up in the spirit of [the] Taiwan Relations Act. If Taiwan were to declare independence, it would be a unilateral decision that would then change the US equation," Bush added.

Hey George? You and what army? Recruiting missed the target by a quarter (a third if the Pentagon hadn't revised the targets downwards). You broke our army in Iraq. You blew our budget with the biggest deficit in the history of the United States. Your corporate fellows are busy mismanaging our industrial capacity. But don't worry about it! Maybe you can fund a campaign against China with the $215 million that your GOP copycats mysteriously lost in Ohio.....or maybe you'll luck out, and your pro-fossil fuel policies will warm the globe so quickly that Taiwan will drown before it can be invaded....


Cat...Nappped!

Our crazy cat has been catnapped. Another in a long line of broken and lost cats we've owned....the Persians who were run over/ran away, the white kitten in Taliao that also ran away, two cats we got this year, one ran away, one catnapped....the cat we had in Texas had kittens and then died. As did all the kittens, within hours. And of course, my wife's cat in Neihu, which had been hit by a car, couldn't walk properly, and was bat-insane. I wonder what we did to a cat in our past life?

UPDATE: Our Siamese fighting fish fought his last today too.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Bauer on Abortion....

I was poking around in the China Post and ran across this essay by Fujen University's Daniel Bauer, a Catholic cleric who writes a regular column for the China Post, the pro-KMT rag. I am using this for my second years. as a writing assignment for their final. Bauer's position on abortion is dictated, of course, by his institutional affiliation with the Church, so there is a certain irony in his praise of "spiritual convictions" of others, when he is simply a cypher for someone else's authority values on so many key issues.

Bauer quickly describes the proposed law.
Proposed abortion law opens window to talk on sex, values By Daniel J. Bauer
Taiwan would clearly benefit by a hefty dose of political harmony. That is one reason I was pleased to learn this week of a dramatic bi-partisan effort by leaders of the Democratic Progressive Party (DPP) and the Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT). Law-makers Lin Tai-hua of the DPP and Yang Li-huan of the KMT spoke as a team in support of a revision in the Genetic Health Law which would mandate a six-day waiting period before a woman could obtain an abortion.
I am guessing that various women's groups are making life miserable at the moment for legislators Lin and Yang, charging that a six-day wait for an abortion constitutes an unreasonable attack on a so called right to an abortion. Fidelity to spiritual convictions on this question while under public pressure from members of one's own gender is surely a tough challenge. Lin and Yang deserve our praise for their courage, as does independent legislator Chang Li-san. She also favors the proposal.

Believe it or not, Dan, opponents of this rule also have spiritual convictions. And practical ones as well...

Although I hope the suggested revision will win approval, I do not support abortion. I believe life in the womb is a whole human life, and society has an ethical and spiritual responsibility to protect it. The legislators say, however, that Belgium discovered a 60 percent drop in its abortion rate after its laws required a similar waiting period.

The problem lies right here -- importing things from another culture without any similar infrastructure in one's own. Six day waiting periods are also found in Europe, where abortion rates are much lower than the US or Canada or Taiwan. Why? Because in European countries, where the neurotic, anti-human sexual doctrine of Christianity has long since been dispensed with, there is a rich infrastructure of family planning, sex education, information, national health insurance, and so on. None of that is available in Taiwan.

Bauer rightly notes that abortion statistics in Taiwan are a joke -- far too low -- but then comes to the wrong conclusion. He thinks that we ought to have another 150,000 babies on the island every year, because, as we all know, Taiwan needs more people. Everywhere you go -- the streets are empty of vehicles, the night markets lack for customers, the sidewalks are barren of life -- there just aren't enough people in Taiwan. Everyone I know complains about how hard it is to find other people in Taiwan. Good move, Dan!

Abortion restrictions punish women, and here in Taiwan women have already been punished enough. We should note that the big month for abortions in Taiwan is September as women go back to school. A six day waiting period means that a lot more girls would go back pregnant. In a more enlightened country, that would not be an issue, but here, pregnant girls are stigmatized and often forced to drop out of school. Bauer's policy in effect calls for the creation of more single mothers who are school dropouts. Good move, Dan.

Further, Taiwan, like many nations with double standards on sexuality, has a vibrant back alley abortion industry. It's not as bad as nations where the Church has been a success, as in Latin America and Africa, where young women are maimed and killed in botched abortions every year (and abortion rates are multiples of countries where abortion is safe and legal). In Kenya, where I used to live, at any one time, more than half the beds in the obstetrics and gynecology ward of Nairobi’s major state-funded Kenyatta hospital are occupied by women admitted with abortion-related complaints. Every year in Kenya alone about 2,000 women die from complications from abortion. Good thing they value life there, eh? If abortion were legal, Kenya would have fewer abortion deaths, and fewer abortions as well. But what is life-affirming logic in the face of an implacable hatred of women and sex?

In any case, a six day waiting period will have little effect in Taiwan for the simple reason that anyone who doesn't want to wait can get an abortion without one off the street, an option many will choose. Not only does Bauer on one hand call for an increase in the number of single mothers in Taiwan, on the other, he proposes that we increase the number of illegal abortions as well. Good move, Dan!

Bauer may not realize this, as an asexual priest without wife or child, but babies do cost money, and so do health complications. Orphans and single mothers drive up social welfare costs. Someone has to pay for medical care for victims of botched back street abortions. Us taxpayers, of course.

To his credit, Bauer, who has lived in Taiwan many years, is not entirely clueless about the complete lack of sexual knowledge among the young. He knows....

Those words may be of help in a far away culture, but what works here at home? When it comes to knowing how our local parents talk of sex with their teens, we are sitting in great darkness. Most of my students tell me their parents have NEVER spoken deeply with them about sex, babies or birth control. Don't you too feel we have a little problem here?
Yes, we have a problem here, Dan. The problem is that you can't introduce measures that depend on a certain level of social infrastructure, in countries where that infrastructure does not exist. You've seen the problem, but refuse to think it through to the end. Bauer at one point calls for the island to take a shot, saying;

Well then, why not try it here in Taiwan? Let us do all we can to confirm the value of human life.
By all means, Dan. Let's do that. Let's confirm human life, in a broad and progressive way. Let's have your authoritarian Pope resign, consign the pedophiles your Church protects to prison, apologize for your close ties to Mussolini, Franco, Peron, and other facists, and let's see promotion of a truly life-embracing culture in your Church that values people like Oscar Romero and Dorothy Day, instead of hopeless rightists like Escriva of Spain and Cardinal Stepanic of Yugoslavia. But in the meantime, keep your nose out of Taiwan's ethical business, because when it comes to ethics, your Church doesn't have a moral leg to stand on.

Taiwan has some really cool bugs...

In my next life I'm going to study bugs, I've decided. I especially love the island's beetles and spiders. Caught this presumably female spider with an egg sac (?) as it crawled along wall next to the foundation of my house.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

The Mushroom Farm: A Field Trip

My wife and I accompanied my daughter's class on a field trip to a mushroom farm in one of the local mushroom growing centers, Hsinshe. Mushrooms have been an important crop since they were promoted as an export crop in the 1950s. Anyway, I've created a website about the trip here.


No degree letters and Economic Migrants

...I think Scott Sommer's analyses of people coming here as economic migrants is definitely on target. I have noted a marked upswing in letters like this, to the tune of 2-3 a day:

Hello. My name is T. I saw your website a few weeks ago and it looks real awsome. Anyway I noticed that you said on your site that you can legally teach english in Taiwan on a student visa. Do you need to go to school for a certain amount of time? Also, one guy told me that teachers who go on the regular 60 day tourist visa (teachers with no degree) usually pick up a Taipei Times news paper and look for teaching jobs there. Which other ways do teachers use to find work? Is it really that easy to find a job with no university degree? And if so, how do they avoid getting caught? Do the cops only raid certain schools? Well anyway I hope you can answer my questions. thanks.


And this one too:

Hi my name is O_____
I from Quebec in Canada, .. here we have a different educational system, for us after the high-school it is the College where most of the students gets their diploma and then go for works... Just 20 % OF THOSE STUDENT GET TO UNIVERSITY, so for most of us, we have the professionnal or (collegial) diploma!!

So, for me , I'm a travel agent since 3 years but the idea to teach english and make money is very interesting.!! Do you think that I can be a foreigner and teaching english or french even if I don't have a University Diploma !?????


Bad English seems to be typical of such letters, but most typical is the idea of making money without a degree. Another typical marker is that they ask me questions already answered on my Taiwan website. Indeed, I recently upgraded my Index page so that there is a pointer right at the top to the page for people attempting to come here without degrees that addresses this question: Can I Teach Illegally in Taiwan?

Think they'll pay attention? Naw.

Meanwhile, back at the home front....

Dailykos, always a font of info, gave us this:



Doesn't it remind you of this?




The first image is a Nazi propaganda poster, the second, a current poster for the MARC rail system in Maryland.

In the MARC poster, the first two faces you see are white. Finally, there's a black man in the back. With the races properly aligned, the poster can go forward with its central message: We're under Threat! A black man could not have served as the poster's primary human face, as whites feel threatened by black males, and the two threats would have looked confusing, even suggestive. Many scholars have written on the racism of WWII posters, and here we are 60 years later, still talking in the same racist idiom.

And of course, there's not an Asian face in sight...

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Today's Brazen Asshole Award Goes to A Brazen South African....

A friend alerted me to this story from today's China Post: S. African says he is legally eligible to stay in Taiwan.

Because of an argument, Wu reported to the police that Ellie, who graduated from Ashwood University, provided fake education credentials when he applied for his visa. The police, because of Ellie's nationality, instinctively checked with the South African embassy for his education records.

The police proceeded to arrest Ellie after representatives from the South African office replied that there is no such academic institute in the country. The police, without granting due process to Ellie, instructed the English institute to fire Ellie and deported him.

Angry with the Taiwanese police for their flawed handling of his case, Ellie decided to return to the island in order to set records straight. After providing evidence of the authenticity of his education background, the court threw out all accusations made against him.

According to investigators, Ashwood University is located in the U.S. instead of South Africa. The academic institution is recognized and certified by the World Online Education Commission.

Ashwood University is a diploma mill that grants degrees for life experience. Their website advertizes:

No Need to Take Admission Exams, No Need To Study,
Receive a College Degree for What You Already Know!

Our college degree program is available to all qualified applicants regardless of age, sex, marital status, or physical location. The only qualification we require for a degree is that you should have adequate work, life or military experience, or classroom education. Read on to learn more about our university.
If you weren't clear on what they meant, here is the list:
By life experience we mean:
Ashwood University
Prior job experience in any field
Ashwood University
Military training
Ashwood University
Previous educational achievements
Ashwood University
Employer-sponsored training and attendance of workshops
Ashwood University
Participation in organizations, both professional and nonprofessional
Ashwood University
Personal goals, lifestyle, hobbies, and traveling
Ashwood University
Participation in volunteer activities and community service
Ashwood University
Independent reading, viewing, listening, or writing

But if that still isn't enough, Ashwood tells you that after you pay your $499....

You will receive your complete doctorate’s degree package within 7 days of placing the order.

How brazen is this guy? Here's what he said about Taiwan:

He stated that, compared with South Africa, the island has a lot of room for improvement on its justice system and protection of human rights.
Toss the bastard out!

The accuser was right. The degree IS bogus and the dude should be deported faster than you can say "snow job." Who do I contact to set this one right?

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Post Archive: Travel

These are feature stories on travel in Taiwan from various local news media that I am logging as a post archive



TAIWAN -- GENERAL

Taiwan Map Travel Guide
Taiwan's indigenous peoples
Taiwan's Art Museums and Art Market



NORTHERN TAIWAN


Wiki Travel on Taipei
Traipse through Taoyuan
Date you in the sunset along Danshuei River embankment

Shei-pa National Park: cradle of Taiwan's majestic peaks
Hsinchu City
Introducing new sites to see in Taiwan's windy city - Hsinchu
The Beauty Hot Spring
Beitou recaptures the tranquility of its glory days
Tribute to Wu Chine-fong-Taiwan's ceramic arts visionary
Sansia reveals its cultural beauty
Discover Hsinchu's Hakka culture
Sansia-the heaven for holidays and agreeable lives
Taoyuan-City of Ponds
Lugu: the home of Dongding Oolong Tea
Lugu boasts a long tradition of tea growing
Taipei Artists Village
Boats and bikes for hire from Dadaocheng Wharf
Tamshui, a pleasant place to visit
The Museum of World Religions in Yungho (my visit here)
The Combat Zone Pub Area in Taipei
The Yingge Ceramics Museumi



CENTRAL TAIWAN

Aowanda: forest of dreams

Aowanda park in Nantou seen ideal for summer fun
Sitou and Shanlinsi: paradises for the senses
Gongguan: an idyllic countryside resort
Experience snowfall in May, when beautiful white tung blossoms appear
Alishan National Scenic Area: Taiwan's world-class forest recreation destination
Alishan - land of natural, cultural surprises
Dongshih Forest: family-oriented fun in a natural setting
Enter the traditions of woodcarving in Sanyi
Tianwei Highway Garden--a floral heaven
Turning plums into wine in Sinyi
In search of Sinyi's plum wines
Mala Bay Water Park for summer fun
Formosan Aboriginal Culture Village: a world of thrill and wonder
Jianfusan Fancyworld: a park of color and sensations
Yunlin is famous for its coffee and fun-filled amusement park




SOUTHERN TAIWAN

Tainan County-the world's orchid capital
Tainan is where ecotourism and history meet
Tainan's attractions show off its rich history
Discover beautiful Taijiang
Maolin National Scenic Area: a place of life, vitality, freedom and relaxation
Reaching the rooftop of Taiwan-Yushan
It's time to cool off at Blue Lagoon Water Park
Pingdong offers water fun and the freshest of seafood



EASTERN TAIWAN


Fall in love with Taidong's hot springs
Stream Tracing in Taroko Gorge
Kenting: the place of white sand beaches, blue skies and azure sea
The beauty of Hualien is unbeatable
Yilan - A County Rife with Folk Arts and Culture
Staying in Yilan
Escape to Yilan
A walk on the historical side of Hualien
Explore Taiwan's first museum of archeology
Taidong offers something for every traveler
The Incomparable Lanyang Fairyland
Bathing leisurely in the secluded hot springs of Hualien
Folklore and Folkgame Festival in Luodong: last three weekends
The Beauty of Hualien and Taidong



ISLANDS


Orchid Island
Matsu



Post Archive: Critters

CRITTERS


Taiwan has some great bugs I
Taiwan has some great bugs II
Taiwan has some great bugs III
Taiwan has some great bugs IV
Taiwan has some great bugs V
Taiwan has some great bugs VI

Taiwan has some great bugs VII
Taiwan has some great bugs VIII
My Son Turns 11 (Big Spider)
More on those big spiders
Trying out the new Wide Angle/Macro
After forty days of rain

The Apiary
Taking advantage of the good weather
A break in the rain


Post Archive: Letters

FROM THE LETTER PAGE

Still more Hatemail
My Taiwan site attracts a ton of hatemail.
A Helpin' of Hatemail
My Taiwan site attracts a ton of hatemail.
More Hatemail
My Taiwan site attracts a ton of hatemail.
Couldn't Find a Job
It must be your fault that I can't find a job....must be your fault that I can't find a job....
Help: What's this strange food?
I enjoy the weird letters.
Coming Here Without A Degree?
A letter from someone who read my website sparks a short commentary on this common sight.
Do you eat fetuses in Taiwan?
Some letters are weirder than others.
Please send me information
Some letters are vaguer than others.
Please send me information
Some letters from Africa are vaguer than others.
Please send me information
Some letters from Africa are somewhat vaguer than others.
Taiwan=Third World in a Tuxedo
Taiwan is worse that China.
Taiwan: Some Great Memories
I also get some really great letters.
Letter from a Recruiter
Some people apparently think I should serve their business interests.
Great Letter on Driving
A funny look at an ugly experience
Letters that make it all worthwhile
Great letters from student, someone who saw me once

.

Coming to Taiwan Without a Degree

I get letters like this one all the time, and it saddens me:
My name is _________, and my husband _____ and I are currently
preparing oursleves (as much as that can be possible!) to come to Taiwan to explore the vast realm of teaching english. We are very excited at this prospect, as we have just gotten married and are aspiring to start a new prosperous (hopefully!) life for ourselves overseas. We are two 30 year olds headed to Tainan, actually, and we were hoping you would have some valuable advice for us. We have enjoyed your webpage very much, lots of valuable advice and insight, but are finding it stressful to get all of the paperwork involved sorted out. There are many people advising us to get this visa or that visa or a tesol course, etc. So far we have just gotten our tickets. We leave on july 18th, and don't know where or who to go to to get our visas, or even what type we'll need. We are not accepting employment before we go, as we were advised against this. We hope to plan to stay here for 3-4 years, but hold no degrees or tesol courses. We were told that these werent necessary. Is this the case? Will we be able to get by like this?
I wrote back:

"Bullshit. At least ONE of you needs a degree so you can legally stay in Taiwan. EITHER a two-year degree plus a TESOL certificate OR a BA is acceptable. Nothing less will work. Further, to have no degrees means that you will never be able to move out of the English teaching business. Nor will you be able to leave Taiwan and then return to Canada to easily find work. You are locking yourselves into a lifestyle of lower incomes and reduced prospects.

My best advice is to stay in Canada and do a BA. Yes, there are people who work here without degrees. They work illegally and are always in danger, however remote, that they may be found out and reported and deported. Without a degree you are ILLEGAL. Additionally, a BA provides you with at least some small education for a better job in the future."

Folks, coming here without a degree is a really bad idea and I am not going to validate it with my approval. I think I need to make the warning on my website stronger.....

Michael

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Graduation Party...and Karl and Mike Dethroned!


Saying good-bye to good friends.

Today was the graduation party for our seniors at Chaoyang. This was done in the finest local style, with large quantities of food and plenty of KTV action. If the Chinese would airdrop KTVs on the island, they could take it without firing a shot.


Maggie makes the Asian Sign of Picture Taking.

It was great to see my students for one last time, and even better, to see them awake.


Clarisse contemplates the sushi.

And now, dear readers, I am saddened to report that the world has turned upside down. Yes, it is true: Karl and Mike LOST the rematch of Axis and Allies this afternoon to Aaron and Malv in a tense, four-hour affray that left us both devastated.


Malv opens his a diet Coke. Malv's clever plan of plying Mike and Karl with beer while he drank Coke worked like a charm.

While the US dithered and Russian troops poured into European Russia, Aaron and Malv remained calm, cool, and collected. The Germans regrouped and before Karl and Mike knew what had hit them, Japanese armor was entering Siberia. Incredibly, the locals found sashimi and saki to their taste, and the Russians were on the ropes faster than you could say "Comrade Commissar."


Aaron, Karl, and Malv plot behind my back

Soon Karl was wearing that expression one gets when one bites into the stir fried tofu at the veg restaurant, only to discover that the maniac behind the stove has for some insane reason decided to use stinky tofu instead of you tofu. Michael's Brits found themselves unable to get into Europe, a common historical occurrence. Defeated, we called it a night.


Where would you move?

Yes, grown men actually spend an afternoon doing this.


Karl acknowledges the Overlordship of Aaron.

Rumor has it that Karl was last seen drowning his sorrows in a gin joint in Hanoi, while Mike was reported talking to a group of men with red lips, tatoos, and floppies outside of a KTV somewhere in Pingtung. The names "Aaron" and "Malv" were clearly overheard.....

My father-in-law's painting exhibition in Hsinchu is going well. Here is a poster about it, featuring one of his paintings.




In other news, another article of mine has finally been published. The full cite is:

Jane Lee-Hsieh, Chien-Lin Kuo, Hung-Fu Tseng and Michael A. Turton. "Development of an instrument to measure caring behaviors in nursing students in Taiwan." International Journal of Nursing Studies, Volume 42, Issue 5, July 2005, Pages 579-588

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Students can be so cool...

My senior class, whom I have taught for four years, sent me this.

Dear Michael:

You are the most important teacher in our life. You are the person who gives us wings to fly.
Now we are going to fly away. There's so much appreciation we want to tell you...

We are going to hold a graduation party. We sincerely invite you to come. Look forward to your coming.

Date: 4th June
Time: 11:30A.M.
Place: Tong-Hai Fish Village
(Near Da-Li Bridage)

Bring your kids together...ha
Sincerely Yours,
AFL4A & 4B