
The Ministry of the Interior announced
its 20 winners for slogans to encourage Taiwanese to have kids. As my friend Dan Bloom pointed out, there are no slogans in any of the local languages, just Mandarin. I tried my hand at quickie translations of a few of these with their awful puns*, feel free to contribute/correct in the comments:
多生寶貝,寶貝台灣
Bear a few more treasures, treasure Taiwan
人生要美好,養兒育女不可少
Life must be beautiful, children reared cannot be few
老爸老媽我準備好了,今晚就看你們表現了!
Mom and Dad, I'm ready! Tonight you'll see the results!
生個寶貝,幸福加倍!
One kid multiplies fortune.
圓滿人生,就是要生。
To fulfill life, bring forth life.
有子有女〝好〞幸福
A son and daughter are "good" luck. [a visual pun in Chinese]
「孩」好,有你。
Lucky we had you!
一〝生〞幸福!
One birth is good fortune!
孩子到位,幸福歸隊
A child joined is fortune rejoined.
生!就對了!
Give birth! It's the right thing to do!
帥哥美女靠創造, 不生永遠看不到!!
Studs and babes must be made, if they're not born they'll never be seen!
好孕好運到!
A good pregnancy brings good luck!
有子有女就是「好」。
A son and daughter are "good" luck. [a visual pun in Chinese]
結婚,我願意! 生子,我樂意!
Marriage, I'm willing! Childbearing, I'm happy to!
幸福很簡單,寶貝一,二,三!!
Fortune is as easy as baby 1,2,3!!
孕釀~~下一個希望
Incubation -- the hope of the next generation
為愛而生
Give birth for love
孕味、乳味,最有女人味。
The taste of pregnancy, the aroma of milk, are the most womanly flavors
孩子~是我們最好的傳家寶。
Children are the best way of passing on our treasure
誠徵下一代!
Be the next generation! [?]
UPDATE: It's "WANTED -- The Next Generation!" Thanks go to (D) in the comments.
The government seems unwilling to make the hard choices to lower the cost of child-rearing and education, give women more time off to have kids, support single-parenting, and so on. It looks an awful lot like yet another of those policies that give the appearance of doing something without the reality of it.
*Not recommended for reading while soberUPDATE: Some great corrections in the comments.
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