Monday, November 07, 2005

....But you can call me Il

Harper's hosts this comical list...

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From a list of titles allegedly used by “prominent leaders from 160 nations across the world” to refer to Kim Jong-Il, as announced last winter by North Korean state television.


Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against Imperialism and the United States
Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity
Lode Star of the Twenty-First Century
Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom
Leader with Extraordinary Personality
Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness
Eternal Bosom of Hot Love
Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture
World’s Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents
Humankind’s Greatest Musical Genius
Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World
Man with Encyclopedic Knowledge
Guardian Deity of the Planet
Heaven-Sent Hero
Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity
Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
Present-day God
World’s Greatest Writer

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But the real question, of course, is how Kim's description of himself came to match me so perfectly.

3 comments:

Jason said...

"Eternal Bosom of Hot Love?"
What the hell was the Pope thinking?

The Spaceman said...

"Master of the computer who surprised the world?"

That's kind of open ended.

Ryan

Michael Turton said...

I think they ought to hand out awards to any diplomat that can say them with a straight face.