Sunday, April 30, 2006

Patriot Act for Taiwan

Buried in this article about US complaints regarding China's refusal to permit Taiwan to participate in global anti-terrorist organizations I found this tidbit about the anti-American Patriot Act:

The report also noted that the Minister of Justice has drafted a new "antiterrorist action" law modeled on the US Patriot Act. The Executive Yuan is reviewing the draft.

That sucks.

China Cannot Invade Taiwan, US will defend it

A visiting US Admiral said that China could not take Taiwan, and that the US will defend it.

China's military capability is not sufficient to allow it to take over Taiwan by force, the former commander-in-chief of the US Pacific Command Admiral Dennis Blair said yesterday.

He made the remarks in a speech delivered at a forum on national defense hosted by the Institute for Taiwan Defense and Strategic Studies, a private think tank.

Blair said that US officials, including himself, had repeatedly told Chinese officials that it was impossible for Beijing to force unification on Taiwan because of the limited capabilities of China's military, and that the US would not shrink from a cross-strait military conflict.
Blair was in town to watch the Han Kuang No. 22 wargames, which focused on the problem of defending the island if China acquired control of the air. Initial reports actually had the simulation focused on a Chinese occupation of the island, but the final simulation tested how long the military could hold out.

"This year's Han Kuang computer exercise will simulate a cross-strait war breaking out in 2008, with the Chinese military successfully landing [troops] in Taiwan after launching full-scale missile and air attacks on the country, and an intense ground battle breaking out," ministry spokesman Rear Admiral Wu Chi-fang (吳季方) said yesterday.

The simulation envisions the military mobilizing more than 3 million active and reserve service members to confront Chinese ground troops, a ministry press statement said, adding that a simulated battle for Taipei City would be fought.

This year's computer exercise would continue until the Taiwanese military had lost all of its fighting capabilities, the statement added.

The ministry said that through the exercise it would learn how long the military would be able to resist a Chinese assault, and how many military personnel, including reserves, the country required.

I'd love to see the parameters of that exercise. How will the general mobilization be carried out if the nation is under attack? How did China get control of the air? How were the ethnic loyalties of Taiwan's officer corps handled? How were troops moved around the island and how was key infrastructure interdicted? What happened to the local civilian population? The article above also notes:

The Chinese-language United Daily News yesterday quoted an unnamed official as saying that the ministry estimated that the military would be able to hold out against a Chinese invasion force for more than two weeks, or even a whole month, provided the military and the public maintained the will to fight.

But if Taiwanese lack that determination, the country could be in China's hands in three days, the paper quoted the official as saying.


Invading Taiwan is a political act aimed the morale of the local populace and the government.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Hu a Hit In Kenya

During the 1980s I was a Peace Corps volunteer in Meru District, near the town of Kangeta, where the world's best miraa is grown, doing my personal bit for US hegemony in Africa. Like so many people who visit the staggeringly beautiful land of Kenya, I still pine for my house on the equator from which both sets of polar stars could be seen...David Lamb in The Africans records a joke then current in Africa that the Whites were the WhenWe tribe, since all their sentences begin with "When we were in Africa...."

So it was with great interest that I turned up this tidbit from the BBC discussing President Hu of China and his visit to Kenya. The BBC notes:

Chinese President Hu Jintao has signed an important oil exploration agreement with Kenya during his trip to Nairobi.

Six other deals have also been signed on malaria, rice and roads. Mr Hu is also due to visit wildlife parks that are eager to attract Chinese tourists.

Kenya is keen to secure Chinese investment deals in the pharmaceutical and technology sectors.

Mr Hu is in Kenya on the final leg of his week-long Africa tour, during which he has tried to boost trade links.

The president's trip has focussed on deals to expand Chinese investment in Africa's natural resources, especially oil, to satisfy China's energy-hungry economy.

Although Kenya is not famous for oil, the reef that has made Saudi Arabia the superpower of petroleum extends under the Red Sea and crosses into northern Kenya. In the 1980s US companies were interested in exploiting this, and our failed intervention in Somalia was stimulated by the oil resources that were supposed to be there and in Kenya next door.

Kenya has long been a traditional US ally. During the 1980s one of the airports outside Nairobi was available for US rapid-response forces. It also hosted one of the largest contingents of Peace Corps volunteers in the world. During the time South Africa was a pariah state Kenya enjoyed excellent relations with the white government, exporting raw materials to South Africa. Nairobi was then the only place in sub-Saharan Africa you could get a flight to South Africa.

Now Kenya is just another example of the way that our criminal, and criminally stupid, invasion of Iraq has been one of the great victories of Chinese history.

Interview with former Member of Ministry of Justice, Investigation Bureau

Linda Arrigo sent me these notes from her interview with a former member of the Ministry of Justice who worked during the 1980s as an investigator. It gives a glimpse into a world of political intrigue and authoritarian control, corruption, arbitrary arrest and abuse of power, and the extraordinary capacity of humans for change. Linda has graciously consented to me putting them up here. So enjoy!

Note: I have changed the name of the interviewee, designating him by nonsense initials, and certain other biographical information. Parenthetical comments are Linda's.

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INTERVIEW FOR TAIWAN DEMOCRATIC MOVEMENT RESEARCH
BY LINDA GAIL ARRIGO

Interviewee: XXX (SLT), formerly agent of Ministry of Justice, Investigation Bureau

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SLT was born in [southern] county, in 1954.
Ordinary family soc-econ, father farmed, had small shops, many, also snooker shops, bar, middle class. [Town] had about 50,000 population then, medium size town environment.

Father was in military under Japan occupation, sent to China, Nanyang, Nanjing, Philippines, in end surrendered to US in Philippines. Now still loyal to Japan, old timer like Lee Teng-hui.

Had three elder sisters, then finally long awaited son -- SLT. But father not intimate with him, didn't speak much. Then two younger bros were born. Father often not home. SLT age 12 lived at school, junior middle school, didn't feel close to family. Mother stayed at home. Junior middle school in Tainan city boarding school, went home once a month. Whole family studied well, including elder sister, who got Japanese degrees later.

High school in [large city] First Senior High School. Mainlander kid got into fight with him, he beat up kid (he was strong since childhood, maybe pingpu indigenous blood). Mainlander kid was believed by jiao guan (counsellor, named Lee Ming) that SLT beat him first, so SLT was afraid of penalty, changed to school in Taipei. SLT didn't speak good Chinese at that time; he is of course native Taiwanese. Went to Taipei to stay with sister, studied at [suburb of Taipei], then took exam and got into Normal Middle School (his second choice).

Got very stylish, bell bottom pants, but no dancing. Handsome, lots of girls chased him. "Innocent", he says. Even now near fifty he is very handsome, thick black hair, big deep black eyes and heavy eyebrows, even shining-white teeth, animated cheeks, like a Filipino, not like a flat-faced Chinese. Handsome enough to be a movie star. Muscles like rock, trim physique like he works out, medium height. He said it is hereditary.

For college, he took the unified college entrance exams, and got National Chung Hsing College (medium ranking), sociology was his highest choice and he got into that department, but he had no special plan. Family not so rich, but sent some money. But didn't study, too many girls chased him. Graduated in 1977.

Family background at time: Younger brother went into gang (killed someone accidentally, went to jail, had to sell land to pay off judge), became godfather. Father was originally older gangster, had hidden knives and guns. Tough to police, but gave them gifts. Brother now has become local elected rep, doesn't spend money to get elected because he has gang power, low-level local government.

SLT got funds for studies from his family, but gave up rights to inheritance, let two brothers take care of father, after family had financial problems when brother arrested. Father never came to his school, no love or expression. SLT was first when in lower schools, but didn't go to own graduation. No opinion for what he should do.

When in military two years, 1977-79, got highest honor for training others -- extremely tough and cruel. Entered as officer, because he was college grad and passed exam. Physical strength. Award for training 140 person company, "lien". Political views at the time: Chiang Kai-Shek is great, anti-commie, we are Chinese, down with Taiwan independence, physical training. No particular questioning.

After military he began looking for work.

At first worked for Teacher Chang, social worker, went to Ilan Christian Children's Fund on east coast, four months. Low salary, must have "love", see poor children and their pitiful conditions, some families hide their wealth to cheat for public assistance.

Took exam and got into Investigation Bureau. At that time SLT just thought how to quickly make money, the MJIB salary was five times as much money as the social work.

1980 March started training, wear uniforms. Same night, five recruits who didn't want to wear uniform didn't show up -- uniforms issued to 100 in morning, but some left before night, hated to be in military. Group had 10-20 Taiwanese, more Taiwanese left, they told SLT that MJIB was bad, hurt Taiwanese people. But at that time there was Tsui Tai Ching policy, agency was trying to get Taiwanese on purpose -- needed for work, speak Minnan native dialect. Only 80-some graduated, some thrown out for going out with girls in group. Group had 7 girls at first, 4 graduated, not allowed to have romance within group. SLT had no ideology. SLT had girl friends who were mainlanders, didn't think about native/mainlander discrimination at all.

At time of the Kaohsiung (or Meilidao) Incident (that was December 10, 1979, riot set off by military as excuse to arrest the opposition for "sedition"), MJIB increased local agents by 200 in 17th recruitment class, no screening. SLT was 18th class. Taiwanese only began to be recruited in 1963.

His grades in MJIB training were good; poetry, wrote political topics scolding opposition, anti-Taiwan Independence and anti-commie, awards. Took test, good, got Taipei County assignment. His supervisor was Wang Guang-sheng, who later bragged he caught Chiang Ching-Kuo assassins in 1970 (actually they were caught on the scene by New York City police), recently he was with Soong Chu-yu.

Some people thought the MJIB was a good chance for him: power, money, bribes. Mainlanders introduced each other -- two or three generations of intelligence people were in the service. Relatives, brothers and sisters. Hsieh Shen-fu, Taiwan Fertilizer chairman, three brothers were judges. Tests not fair, their own people wrote the tests, also orals. Agency could also accept lower educational level for special recommended recruits. Many people thought great honor to be in intelligence service. Salary, basic NT$14,000, plus 4,000 for gas, at that time basic bureaucrat salary 4,000-5,000. MJIB after two years, over 20,000, more than double regular established career bureaucrat. If SLT were still in MJIB, would be making about 120,000 monthly now. Also additional bonuses.

Taiwan economy just advancing in the late 1970's. "Da cheng yi pien", older police said, get along with people, make money. Very few investigators didn't, but he didn't accept money. SLT was assigned first station chief of San Chung (industrial suburb of Taipei), his deputy there happened to have died. Also older investigator there. Lots of underground factories, numbering 210,000, each factory paid 500 NT per year "Lien Yi Fei", Friendship Expense to local elected representative. Police got money from all, while MJIB only got money from illegal factories. But this still brought the station chief 21 wan (wan is Chinese measure, NT$10,000, at that time US$250) in one week--you could buy one house with it. SLT was afraid to take it. He just had to keep his mouth shut. But he didn't understand, and he didn't take it, he sent the money back. This may have contributed to his problem later; he was seen as a threat to the usual system of rakeoff.

Six dangwai ("outside the KMT", opposition politicians) wrote a statement against martial law, National Legislators Kang Ning-hsiang, Huang Huang-Hsiung, Chang Deh-Ming, You Ching (Control Yuan then, jian cha wei yuan), Fei Hsi-ping, Cheng Yu-cheng. Date was 1980 Dec., end of year after election that was a resounding success for the opposition. Cheng Yu-cheng was originally KMT Hsinchuang (Taipei county) mayor bypassed by KMT; Cheng's father was an informer for MJIB, became he became dangwai together with Hsieh Mei-huei, and elected as Nat Leg. Su Chiu-chen lawyer became Nat Leg, also Su Hong Yueh-jiao.

As station chief, SLT was in charge of the informers, "hsien min", "secret people". There were 3-4,000 hsien min on his list, some received monthly retainers of NT$ 2,500, some nei-hsien (inside informers) got NT$50-100,000 a month, huge fortune.

MJIB told SLT to get materials on the opposition figures, and he first went through his relative to talk to Cheng Yu-cheng, 9899-700 was tel number, date was Jan or Feb 1981. He was openly the MJIB station chief, but when he called he didn't give his name. SLT inquired of whoever answered the phone what Cheng Yu-cheng would do next, and offered congrats. SLT said "You did some work for freedom and democracy", to be polite. Perhaps because of this congrats, only three/four months after he took office, SLT was suspected of sympathizing with opposition and charged. Person who answered phone asked the caller's, but SLT didn't say. Probably call was recorded.

SLT was transferred to Tamsui (north Taipei county) in March to do work among Tamkiang students, Wen Li College, five schools in all. Openly went to visit principals and college presidents, said I am sent as investigator. Students were agents, he got 200 from previous station, he had 1,000 hsien min overall, really managed 300-400, also informers heads in each students' department, gave them gifts three times a year, gave each informer head 20 or so gifts to issue. Students knew who some of them were. Some heads came to station three times a week, to eat and get training and gifts.

Ruan Cheng-chang (came from navy admiral) held hsien-min training, large scale all over Taiwan, got reported to CCK. After Meilidao (MLD) in 1979, intelligence agencies were afraid of Taiwanese, but they could buy off people with just a little money, very proud. At that time MJIB could get 1,000 yi (yi = hundred milllion) from industry very easily, just ask, probably all industries gave money. At least NT$ 500-1000-2000 wan at a time in "donations".

SLT was in charge of political dissidents, including contacts with China (at that time all contacts with China would be considered sedition), but also tax evasion. MJIB could go after anybody, then take payoff and stop investigation in process. At many levels this process could go on. Writer Lee Ao (a mainlander who was jailed together with Hsieh Tsung-min in 1975, but in 2000 ran for President on the New Party ticket) also had contacts with MJIB, also got money through extortion -- threatening to put out exposes in magazines.

(Number Three section of MJIB is political section, Yeh Chao-hsiang thought he could take over from Ruan because of credit for MLD, but failed....MJIB had materials on Lee Teng-hui, how he belonged to leftist youth organization in 1940's.)

SLT as Tamsui station chief had to oversee Tamkiang foreign teachers, leftists, Yang Tsu-chun (student, Lin Cheng-chieh's girlfriend), Wang Jing-ping (English professor, in 2000 hard-core pro-PRC), Lee Yuan-chen (later women's movement founded Awakening magazine), Yeh Nung-tze (philosphy professor and principal), Presbyterians at school in Tamsui. Summarized reports, sent to CCK. Reports said Wang Jing-ping was homosexual, for example, but SLT himself had no way to judge.

1981 May 23, Tuesday morning at 6-7 am, SLT was reminded by phone call to go to Taipei County station chiefs' meeting on that day, as previously notified. He arrived on time before 9 am, by motorcycle. Just took off jacket and sat down, then there arrived two cars of Guo An Ju (National Security Agency) and Taipei City MJIB Diao (Cha Chu Mobile Unit), also maybe Political Detective and Prevention Section. Immediately they put him in hand and foot shackles, in seat in front of Wang Guang-sheng and colleagues, he struggled and sprained his hand.

Started to beat him in car. Windows all black, drove to location about one hour away. Stripped naked. All clothes taken, just underpants. Then he was dragged into room 104, An Kun (south Taipei county) military prison. Interrogated in basement. Five days, no sleep or food and little water (one cup a day water maybe). Lights on all the time. Could just hear motorcycles and dogs, so guessed five days. 3 hours per group, 8 groups, 24 interrogators. He was physically threatened, cuffed about the head but not given heavy blows, insulted and humiliated.

(Insults and humiliation sat heavy with SLT. He wants to take revenge on all the colleagues who beat him, and has kept their names (see notebook) and confronted a few. Paid off by one. Wants to see them groveling at his feet, "lick my itchy feet". Wants to catch them in a dark alley. This seems to be his main and abiding motivation for his radio programs and books attacking the MJIB; two thick books. Says they don't dare to attack him back because they are cowards and guilty inside.)

All interrogators asked relationship with Cheng Yu-cheng. They scolded Taiwanese, and they were all mainlanders except for one Hakka. They said Taiwanese are a savage (yeh man) people, were pirates, Japanese slaves why should you be proud of it, why proud of indigenous blood. This verbal attack was a surprise to SLT because he thought he was Chinese. They thought he had lots of pretty girl friends, including mainlander girls. So why did he help tai-du-fen-dze (Taiwan independence people), when did he start friendship with them? Why didn't Taiwanese appreciate the government? You are so lucky to be in MJIB. They said Taiwanese anti-Jap heroes Lin Shao-mao, indigenous, were traitors.

After five days of this SLT fainted. Didn't know when he woke up, underpants covered with urine and shit. They put him aside (with toilet) for several hours, he could sleep in a small bed.

Second time, he was questioned about relations with communists -- Wang Jin-ping the anti-imperialist professor. (Tamkiang university had had seminars on anti-Americanism, castigated the KMT for collaborating with the Vietnam War, KMT officials for "tooth brush-ism", getting a US green card and being ready to run away anytime.) Then SLT really got angry. He had met Wang and Chen Yung-hsin (novel writer, jailed for Maoist readings in 1960's, now Wang and Chen are leaders of pro-PRC groups in Taiwan like the Workers Party) once on the street, Wang knew SLT was new MJIB station chief, asked humorously who was assigned to following him, they ate beef noodles together, SLT paid the check.

Questioned over three days, SLT fainted again. Again sent to rest room. Lights changed, lights burned out and melted twice. Big light in face in room 104, also beaten there. Two people questioned him, Ong Tsu-wu (son of MJIB head), also Chen, Liu, Ying. SLT didn't admit. Asked when he became Marxist, sympathized with leftists, Hegel, dialectics, Mao -- he didn't know anything. They asked if Wang had "one cup of water sex philosophy", slept with boys, etc. Asked if he gave hsien min list to Wang, or helped students get in contact with each other for Wang's cause. Fainted again.

Hsu Chih-hsien of MJIB told Chen Ching-hsien (female hsien min mainlander) to give testimony against SLT, that SLT had incited students. Hsu said to her that mainlanders should stick together, SLT had seditious thinking, and had slept with several Tamkiang women at same time (using feminist issue to get her to cooperate), so Chen should make attack on SLT.

Third session, the interrogators asked why SLT killed the Lin family children. (This was totally off the wall. The children and mother of Lin Yi-Hsiung, arrested following the MLD incident, were murdered in Taipei on February 28, 1980, in the major political murder in modern Taiwan history. There was great pressure on the government to explain the murders, to finger someone. To the opposition figures, it was obviously an act of the intelligence agencies; the house was watched by all agencies.) Why did SLT sympathize with them. When had he been there. Asked where he was on that day. When was he in Ilan (Lin Yi-Hsiung's native place)? How did he kill three people? (SLT's explanation for the interrogation, at that time after the murders the government had already arrested a lot of people, police chief in Ilan Tsao Chi said he had solved the case. But MJIB wanted to be first to break case.)

He was not beaten seriously, just hit as insult on head, pushed. Right finger stretched back broken. Ribs sore. Finally SLT threatened his interrogators, said as long as I don't die I will come back and expose you and kill you.

After fifth day, felt ill, ass bleeding, intestine broken and bleeding because could not go to bathroom, eyes not clear because eye membrane damaged. Finger broken when arrested. Ribs sore.

Fourth time, asked why he sexually harassed Chou Ching-yu, Yao's wife (Yao Chia-wen was one of the dissidents arrested after MLD, but then his wife had been elected to Nat Assembly in Dec. 1980). He was told to wear a white suit and be shown off, four sides in front of one-way mirror. Chou was already elected then with 170,000 votes, the highest.

Fifth time, SLT was questioned about relationship with Wang An-Bang, United Daily Lien Ho Bao, reporter with Tamsui town head, did they try to get money from him. Beat. Also cases of leaking information -- blamed him for it, but he didn't even know about them.

After this the interrogators were not so serious anymore. By that time, Chen Wen-cheng had been killed (Chen was Carnegie-Mellon math professor, Taiwanese-American who strongly supported MLD movement, he came back to Taiwan for a trip and his body was found July 2, 1981, thrown off the library building at National Taiwan University, after he had been taken in for interrogation), Nat Leg Kang Ning-hsiang asked if there were any other cases like that, foreign human rights concern.

Then (after 13 days), the agents gave SLT towel, soap, toothpaste and brush, face basin, small razor (too small) -- clean yourself up. All those people came, Wang Guang-sheng his supervisor et al. next day. Tomorrow is your birthday, thanks for helping us with this case. (SLT is sarcastic about this, how had he helped with "the case"? "I was one who was raped, not the rapist.")

SLT said to the interrogators, you are my colleagues, why should you hit and insult me? They said, you're Taiwanese, who asked you to be Taiwanese.

He was married in college to a mainlander girl, but she wouldn't stand up for him when he was arrested although her father was military, so he divorced her immediately after she came out of hiding -- she had run away from his home in Sanchung when he was arrested. At that time he had brought his mother and father to live in Sanchung with him, but then he was reassigned to Tamsui and just came back on weekends. Interrogators scolded him, said he married mainlander girl, but didn't love Chinese. She said she was afraid, but he divorced her anyway.

They took him back home by car to Sanchung to see his mother. His mother didn't recognize him, he had lost weight drastically and gone from 82 kg to 57 kg (25 kg lost), in thirteen days. His wife wasn't home, she ran away. She lived in [town] he came back from Tamsui once a week. Then his whole family lived in [town] because of his brothers' trouble. His family was all afraid, but his sister got in touch with Chang Deh-ming (opposition lawyer), then sent him to Lin Chin-gang. SLT had younger uncle in Japan, told MJIB this to save himself with the possibility of foreign concern.

When he got out he saw Chen Wen-cheng's case, so he knew why he got out. The next day after body found on July 3.

After two days at home, the agents picked him up again and took him to Makung (Penghu Islands, Pescadores, between Taiwan and China) by chartered plane, 40 minutes ride, then he was sent to another small island, jailed there but no surrounding wall, cactus wall, long spikes, over 20 people managing it. Location was Wu Deh New Village, Ching Bao Chu's (Intelligence Bureau) training center. For high level intelligence people detention.

Rectify your errors -- big sign. 24 soldiers. 3 officers in charge. Lots of ducks and geese for officers to eat. Four old soldiers to serve them. Three people in detention there.

One was Chang Chun-chi, Garrison Command, Taiwanese, who also questioned LTH about communist connections in the 1950's, also arrested Lee Ao in 1970's. Graft case, got 200 wan from Singapore businessman. Chang had handled lots of cases with Garrison Command, also Taiyuen case (1970 political prison breakout). He caught the six people who were supposed to start the mutiny, but took off prematurely.

Second was Yuan Chu-hong also Garrison, drunkard, killed geese and flowers. Secretly got out at night. SLT was prisoner No. 194. Yuan No. 175. They still got salary, Yuan got 10,000 a month as major, he was an incorrigible misbehaver, so bad he would jack off publicly, wouldn't let other people wear underpants, once tried to hack Chang with knife. Yuan beat up shop owners and police, stole police guns and shot around at random. Ate all dogs he could get (old soldiers believe dog meat gives them body heat and virility), he would beat dogs to death on the spot. Stole police motorcycles and jeeps for joy rides. Went to bars, put hands under girls' dresses, ate freely, left without paying.

SLT was told he had been sentenced to 2 years, he had to stay there, but in the end he was taken away 210 days in all. His life there was going out at night to play in Makung with Yuan, just go out through hole in cactus; swimming in the ocean coast in own enclosure. Just don't go out through main gate; but occasionally Yuan would get so drunk he would go to the front gate and make trouble.

Then a Ku Yueh-guang, mainlander came in to jail, he had made trouble publicly so sent for detention. His wife came to see him, and was found in the camp. Ku got in trouble because of this. SLT told Ku to make a report on Ho, the warden, accusing him of discrimination against Taiwanese because Ho had shouted slurs at SLT, then SLT acted as negotiator to force Ho to forgive Ku -- tear up both complaint reports. So SLT came to be appreciated for his cleverness.

In detention they were tested every week on reading, watching TV on Ju Kwang (recover the mainland) program, Thursday morning. Ting Chung-jiang, Lee Chung-kuei (Sze Chi-yang's wife), program. Chiang Wei-kuo. Tested, but fake test. Highest mountain -- write Taiwan's. Best performance. SLT was judged "He recognized his errors and regrets". But SLT still didn't know what crime he had been convicted of.

He was suddenly sent back by charter plane. Then MJIB director took him to his office -- SLT considered strangling him on the spot, but he saw director was old. Director gave him some money, 10 wan. Concern for him, no special issue. Sent him to work in Miaoli, Hakka areas where he couldn't talk in his native Minnan. He discovered everybody under him was watching him, all the hsien min watching him. He gave hsien min money, their job was to follow him. They also told him to hurry up and marry. Also told people to borrow money from him so he would have to earn more.

Married a Miss Chen, still married. Haven't talked several years, but still married.

1987 sent to Chiayi, Hsiao Tien-chan was (Fa Wu Bu Chang) Minister of Justice, friend of friend. Sent directly, investigated gangsters. But the MJIB always suspected SLT of stealing papers, AB (personnel) dossiers. After a denial and sly laugh, SLT says he really did so from 1997, got them from other people from inside MJIB (he paid them for the papers, got car loads of documents, once SLT showed me my name in the coded books of those who followed the dissident figures). SLT says he "wanted to overthrow government". Cheng Chuan.

1988 Jan 13 second day after CCK died, SLT resigned. He thought he could be free, didn't dare before that. Then entered Nat Taiwan Univ. graduate school -- politics, San Min Tzu Yi Three Peoples Principles Institute. He knew it would be easy to study for this, and he wanted to look loyal. Went to Australia in 1990. Also went to China, wanted to see how to overthrow KMT.

SLT came out to attack Liao Cheng-hao, former head of the MJIB, when there was an internal MJIB struggle in the late 1990's. He also wrote his books and cooperates with two other turncoat MJIB agents, Bai Hsuan and Li Yi-hsiung. He appears weekly on Hsu Rong-chi's radio station to attack various government operations and persons. (Hsu is somewhat of a gadfly and renegade within the Taiwan independence camp, propagates a kind of radical criticism of both KMT and DPP main parties, but is not of stellar integrity himself.) There was a flap about three years ago when they claimed that a lot of opposition people, including Hsieh Chang-ting, currently the DPP mayor of Kaohsiung and former DPP chairman, were previously paid informers of the MJIB.

SLT says he does business now, goes to China often and the officials there have approached him and other former MJIB officials. But he wouldn't sell out to China, because he wasn't offered enough to make it worthwhile to betray his country -- not for 4-5,000 US$ a month, he told them US$100,000 a month would be more like it. He has no party or loyalty. He makes NT$600,000 a month, he says, from his business selling [products] and other enterprises, and he can take off to travel and have fun every week or so. He has hired to work in his company one of the former staff at MJIB who has inside information on Lee Teng-hui, an agent supposedly did the earliest investigations of the former president in the 1950's, and hints that there are things to expose.

New Articles at Japan Focus

There's nothing on Taiwan, but there is the usual collection of Japan and China stuff...including the Michael Klare article I talked about briefly last week (Klare: Containing China: The US's real objective).


H-ASIA
April 28, 2006

This week in Japan and the Asia Pacific

From: mark selden

Colleagues,

The following new articles were posted this week at Japan Focus.

Michael T. Klare, Target China: The Emerging US-China Conflict

MK Bhadrakumar, China and Russia Welcome Iran, India, Pakistan and Mongolia into Shanghai Cooperation Organization

Pervez Hoodbhoy, US-India Nuclear Deal Fuels an Asian Arms Race

The Chua Hearn Yuit and Yeo Lay Hwee, Demise of the NPT: New Players in the Proliferation Game

Alexis Dudden, US Congressional Resolution Calls on Japan to Accept Responsibility for Wartime Comfort Women

Wakamiya Yoshibumi, 'The Law of next year' in Japanese politics

Hirano Chizu, In Love and War: Memories of the Battle of Okinawa

This week features a series of articles on mounting tensions in East Asia centered on US-China conflict and the reverberations and regional reconcfigurations that follow from it. Michael Klare provides an overview of the transformation of US security parameters to target China as the sole future challenge to American hegemony; M K Bhadrakumar looks at the Chinese and Soviet attempt to create an expanding regional alliance including Iran and India among others in a bid to neutralize growing US power in Central Asia; Pervez Hoodbhoy examines the US-India nuclear deal with an eye to the consequences of a new arms race and the American calculus of the China threat. Alexis Dudden introduces a US Congressional Resolution calling for Japan to belatedly accept
responsibility for its enslavement of the comfort women. Wakamiya Yoshibumi reflects on 'the law of next year in Japanese politics'. Hirano Chizu relates a love story in the midst of the Battle of Okinawa.

You can find these and other articles on contemporary Japan and the Asia Pacific at http://japanfocus.org

Japan Focus is a refereed e-journal and archive on the politics, economics, history, society, culture and international relations of Japan and the Asia Pacific. It offers Japan Focus originals, translations from Japanese
and other languages, and reprints from diverse sources. Japan Focus is read by 50,000 readers a month and its articles are widely reproduced at other internet sites including History News Network, Asia Times, Nautilus, China Digital Times, Znet, YaleGlobal and Ohmy News.

Contest: Tell a Good Taiwan Tale, Win a Prize

Just got this in the mail:

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Call for Stories
Are you crazy about Taiwan’s culture and can’t stop loving Taiwan? How do you love this island? Are you a Taiwanophile?

If you love Taiwan so much and you want to tell your story as a Taiwan fan, please write down your story in Traditional Chinese, Taiwanese, English or Japanese and mail it to us.

The article which was voted to be top 3 will be awarded a series of “A HISTORY OF TAIWAN IN COMICS” 《漫畫台灣史》(10 volumes), Taiwanese-Red sugar jug (Hakka designed, NT. 2000 ) …etc.
Please see http://blog.yam.com/2006tw

How to participate?
Duration: 20th April- 20th May Date for Vote: 21st-27th May Words limit: not less than 200 Chinese, Taiwanese, English or Japanese words

e-mail: hataiwan@2006tw.tw
Blog: http://blog.yam.com/2006tw/

UPDATE: Word limit changed. The conference will held on 29, May to 30, May in National Library which is near C.K.S. Memorial Hall. They add: "Now we have more than 120 applications in only 3 days and will stop to receive applications when the number of application reaches 250. Please download the application form from the website and send us your application as soon as possible." An English website is expected soon.

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Friday, April 28, 2006

Making it all Worthwhile...and Making Connections

Sorry about the hiatus. Traveling...

Once in a while you get a letter from a student that makes everything you do worthwhile...

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It's me again. There are a good news and bad news.

I think I'll go for the bad news first.

Unfortunately, I didn't pass the second stage of [grad school interview]. Making it worse was that I'm not even on the waiting list. I think the reason I failed is that I embarrassed myself during self-introduction. My voice was shaking. How stupid am I that I wasn't afraid to stand on the [graduation play] stage with hundreds of people but I decimated myself in front of only two interview committees with hilarious shaking voice. With such lousy presentation I think I deserve it!!

Moreover, it's frustrated to know that I couldn't bring the recommendation letter in to the interview room after I got there. They claimed for leveling the playing field. Nevertheless, I GREATLY appreciate that you were willing to write me an excellent recommendation letter even though I knew I wasn't that good. I didn't prepare properly therefore I knew there is so much room I can improve to face another challenge.

Fortunately, there is another opportunity. I got pass the first stage of our school. Interview is going to be held next Saturday. This time I'll do my best to go for it since it's my last chance.

I'm sorry that I didn't make you proud, but I'll work one hundred and twenty percent harder next week.
So I guess I'll see you maybe on that day.

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And then there are the letters that make that connection with others........

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My name's [ ] and was having a good laugh at some of your more humorous observations on Taiwan life when I thought: this dude looks familiar. Then I looked at a photo of your car and 2+2 clicked together. One day I was walking in Taichung about to catch a bus back to Taoyuan and stumbled on a car accident with a scooter and a van that looked much like the one on your website. Anyways just wanted to say sorry for not being more helpful that day and was that the episode of November 2002 on your site?

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Yep. that was me! Nice to meet you!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Help with Bubble Tea Cartoon

I have no time to blog at the moment -- in fact, this week has been like being nailed to the castle wall and tortured by eunuch dwarves for the amusement of passers-by, but I did get this request...

I was wondering if you had an online image of the pamphlet/cartoon that Chen's defense minister sent out declaring "A cup of pearl milk tea for national security." I'd really like to get a look at the image, because I have been doing some research regarding the subtle political implications of Bubble Tea.

Can anyone help this person?

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Website on Exposing Menzies' 1421

I have blogged on the bogus work 1421 in the past, and thought I'd alert readers to this new website by U of Singapore expert Geoff Wade:

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H-ASIA
April 24, 2006

Creation of a website for the controversy regarding Gavin Menzies's
book and related items

From: Geoff Wade <arigpw@nus.edu.sg>

Dear H-Asia Listers,

As has probably been apparent to some on the list, a number of persons
around the globe have become a trifle upset with the fabrications of
Mr.
Gavin Menzies, his publishers and his co-conspirators. Rather than
rebutting each claim repeatedly and diversely, it has been decided to
create a website where rebuttals and criticisms can be mounted
alongside
the original claims. Persons interested in the issues can then access
these at will.

The new website can be found at: http://www.1421exposed.com/ and
http://www.1421exposed.tv/

I urge anyone who has applied their scholarship to the 1421 issue, the
associated Liu Gang fake 1418/1763 map or the upcoming Island of Seven
Cities volume to share their findings on the website.

If anyone has any queries on the site or aspects of it, please do let
me know.


Best wishes,

Geoff Wade
National University of Singapore
(arigpw@nus.edu.sg)

Taichung: Senior High School Position

I got this today:

Michael, if you know anyone who is interested in a junior high or senior high job in Taichung, please give them the following address to send a resume and cover letter:
recruitment[AT]cc001.shinmin.tc.edu.tw

Need a minimum of 2 years experience preferably in Taiwan, preferably in senior or junior high.
Excellent package, including PAID vacations (3 months a year).

We are looking for people who will stay for more than a year, and take their job seriously. Seriously.

One postion to start immediately, a couple in September.

Betel Nut Girl Videos

The Real Taiwan sent me a link to his blog, so I went and looked and saw an interesting pair of betel nut girl videos. The first is a few BNGs discussing their lives, the second, well, don't show your kids....

Sunday, April 23, 2006

More Problems with Taiwanese Investment in China

The last installment of this was the one from Lee Teng-hui discussing the problems of investment in China and how it has slowed Taiwan's economic growth and worsened its income equality. This week's talks about other issues...

In 1990, the differentiation of products exported to the U.S. by South Korea and of products exported to the U.S. by China stood at 75.2. At the same time, the differentiation between Taiwanese and Chinese products stood at 72.5 (a differentiation of 100 means that two products are completely different), which shows that back then there was not much of a difference between Taiwan and South Korea in terms of product differentiation. However 13 years later in 2003 the degree of product differentiation between South Korean and Chinese exports to the U.S. still stood at 59.1, while Taiwan’s had narrowed to just 31.2, because our companies due to their cost-reduction strategy and over-investment in China were unable to transform and upgrade, only producing goods at low costs. If products do not differ and also cannot compete on price, then they will be easily substituted.

Essentially Taiwan is not becoming less like China as it offshores low-value added projection, leaving the brainy stuff to be done at home. Rather, it is becoming more like China, product-wise. Scary, because there's more China, and it can do anything we can do here. It also discusses the investment issue:

From 2001 to 2004 Taiwan’s domestic investment accounted for less than 20 percent of GDP. Many people think that investment activity was not really thriving because of the international recession. I will especially take the situation of other countries for comparison to see how differently the international slump affected the individual countries. We will then take a look to see how much the international economic situation affects Taiwan. The three other small Asian dragons South Korea, Hong Kong, and Singapore were affected by the international slump during the same time as Taiwan, but their domestic investment rate was higher than Taiwan’s. Even in the U.S., Japan and Italy the domestic investment rate was higher than in Taiwan during the same period. This shows that the international slump is definitely not the only reason why Taiwan’s domestic investment rate is low.

Where does the problem lie? After the year 2000 the Economic Development Advisory Conference reached consensus to implement an “active opening, effective management” policy toward investment in China, but it failed to come up with concrete methods of adequate management. From 1993 to 1999 when President Lee Teng-hui was in power appropriate controls and norms were in place regarding commercial and trade contracts between Taiwan and China. As a result Taiwanese investment in China remained always at around 0.5 percent of GDP. But after 2000 this figure kept rising so that by 2004 it had already soared to 2.4 percent. These Mainland Affairs Council figures are still rather conservative, because they only include investments that went through the legal application and approval process, while investments that were made clandestinely are not factored in. Therefore the 2.4 percent figure is still underrated.


The direction of investments is wrongheaded, according to this crowd:

First I would like to define “excessive investment in China.” There are two indicators, one of which is the amount that Taiwanese entrepreneurs have invested in China, which accounts for too high a proportion of our Gross Domestic Product (GDP). Taiwan usually ranks among the first three top investors in China worldwide. The second indicator is the share of Taiwanese investment going to China, which accounts for too high a proportion of our overseas investment. In the course of globalization Europe, the United States, Japan and South Korea usually invest 60-70 percent of their total overseas investment in countries that are at an equal level of development such as Europe, the U.S., and Japan. They use such investments as an opportunity to obtain certain technologies or for acquisitions. But Taiwan does exactly the opposite by investing 70 percent of its overseas investment in China. Why do we invest in China? This is probably related to the size of our companies, our past successful experiences and our business philosophy. What our companies have adopted is a cost-reducing strategy. If everyone adopts a strategy of reducing costs, Taiwan’s economy will be severely affected.

At the moment I see no easy solution to the problem of the need to diversify the nation's investments.......

The Vatican: A Test

WaPo reports today on the evolving decision by the Vatican to switch ties from Taiwan to China. This has become inevitable now that Taiwan has become a democracy. The interesting thing about this is not the rapproachment between two closely related forms of Authority-worship, Catholicism and Communism, but the hypocrisy with which I am certain this will be viewed with by the rest of the world. The Post observes:

Apart from Taiwan, the other main dispute between Beijing and the Vatican, over the power to choose Chinese bishops, has moved close to resolution as well, according to Ren Yanli, a specialist in church-state relations at the government's Chinese Academy of Social Sciences. Under an informal system, he said, the Chinese government has taken to naming clerics it knows already have been named by the Vatican.

"And especially the newer bishops," Cardinal Zen said in an interview. "Everybody knows they were appointed by the Holy Father."

Vatican and Chinese diplomats could swiftly work out a formula acceptable to both sides if they received instructions to do so from senior leaders, Ren predicted. Only a few bishops from among the 120 active in China would have to be retired as part of a formal Vatican-Beijing agreement, he suggested. They include those most closely associated with the Chinese Catholic Patriotic Association, a government-sponsored group that refuses the pope's authority, and perhaps some veteran clerics who have taken sharply anti-government stands during their years in the underground church movement.


No, the really interesting thing is that I expect complete silence from the Yahoo Sold out to the Communists! crowd. There's no moral difference between selling out bloggers and internet activists in China so you can acquire the rights to market your web services, and selling out Bishops opposed to the regime so you can acquire the rights to market your religion. But I expect only the centralized, corporate entities selling tangible goods will be excoriated, while we will hear nothing about the centralized, corporate entity selling intangible goods.....

Sunday, April 23, 2006, Taiwan Blog Round Up


Another Sunday. Another week of fabulous experiences and educational encounters. Appropriate to a week that saw two blogger get-togethers, including a big one in Taipei, Patrick asks the question that often goes through our minds. Why blog?

But getting back to my question "Why blog?" I Googled the question and got over 800,000 hits. I also Googled "Why write a diary?", and got 99 hits. It seems I am not alone on this one. I often find myself thinking about something I want to write, but then hesitate for fear that the "wrong people" will read it. I have no illusion as to the readership of this blog, but I don't feel free to really rant about work, family and friends as I would with a diary, for example. Daniel wrote about that in one of his posts. So why? It's part narcissism, part reverse-voyeurism. But as Nebulon Fry states, it's also a quest. So far it has been a selfish thing, and I suppose this will always be elemental. But from the very start, I found a community of interesting and more importantly, interested people. My initial attempts at networking turned into very pleasant, stimulating and rewarding personal meetings, which I look forward to again. But in the back of my mind, I can't help but wonder: is the continuity of fleshy encounters contingent on blogospherical quotas? What if I can't keep up with the bloggy Joneses?

Why blog? Patrick supplies the answer in the form of a quote from a person who wanted to be helpful to others. For me blogging is a form of community building. What is my intended audience? What information or services can provide for them? What value-added can I bring to the stories and events that I comment on? And of course, what shouldn't I blog on?


David blogs on the changes in the visa...

On the 2002 visa the word Taiwan, or even Taipei, doesn't appear anywhere (in Chinese or English). There is only "Republic of China" and "ROC".

The 2006 visa is quite a contrast. At the top of the visa it says "Republic of China (Taiwan)". Although Taiwan is in brackets it is actually written in a larger font size. In the background there are two images of Taipei 101 and a map of Taiwan. There are also the words "Welcome to Taiwan" and "Taipei 101 - the tallest building in the world".

It is actually difficult to figure out what country the 2002 visa is from or to easily confuse it with China (the PRC). There are no such doubts in 2006.

No such doubts? But the President's Office still managed to confuse the PRC and the ROC during the Hu visit...



Scott Sommers blogs on his interview with the Dean of NCKU's Business programs...

In the past, I have written quite critically of business education programs that claim to be bringing accessible education to people of impoverished parts of the world. I have said that there are no unaccredited programs that are any good - or at least I have not seen even one. While these programs are busy taking people's money, there are schools earnestly working at developing programs whose goals and organization will have a real impact on this part of the world. The IMBA at National Cheng Kung University is one of these.

Prior to the Blogger Round Table, I had the chance to speak to the dean of the IMBA program, Dr. Henry Wu. Dean Wu is a graduate of the Kaohsiung Normal University. In addition to a PhD from Oklahoma State University, Dean Wu spent almost 10 years at the China Steel Corporation. He has been teaching at NCKU since 1992 and has been the Dean of the Institute of Management since 2001 (You can find Dr. Wu's Chinese bio here).


Scott's post is full of information about one of the best MBA programs in Taiwan.



This week was the great chili cook-off in Taichung and all hands were ready with their recipes....J-Hole has the history of chili downpat:

That's c-h-i-l-i, no two l's in this word (sorry Illinois). See? Only one sentence and I've already raised some hackles - if I'm doing my job right. Let me see. Tomatoes? Ciao baby. This is chili, not Ragu or even ragout. Beans? Ha! Blasphemous teat-suckling mama's boy. Meat? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. Truthfully and sadly, though, most people will put either tomatoes or beans in their chili, and the truly evil will use both (even in my beloved Texas). I believe in the Texas Trinity of Fat, Fire and Meat with chary use of other additions. Some will argue that chili came to Texas from the Canary Islands, but most evidence points to the Islanders exporting their Mojo sauce (vinegar, chiles and spices). Whether the addition of meat as the main ingredient was by them or others living in Texas, what we now know as chili was most probably done first in the Lone Star State. The point is not so much as who or where, but what. The absence of tomatoes and beans in early recipes is striking.
Karl reports on the results:

it is with considerable regret that I report to the world that evidently, Texans do not know the first thing about Chili, having crashed and burned in spectacular fashion to the white chicken chili recipe from Minnesota.

VT said that he cooks whenever Bush's ratings fall. Keeps him busy, I'll bet.....



The Bush-Hu Theatrical lasted only a few nights, and the only crowds that came were protesters. Except for the US team's numerous gaffes, the entertainment and educational value of the visit was nil. Shrimpcrackers posted on protesting, and noted that...

Commentary: Despite the indignities suffered by Hu Jintao, I don't think any tops the regular Chinese news broadcasts in which Bush's name is mispronounced to sound like the word "dishonest" and how they made him wear a dark traditional tunic during Bush's first visit (normally reserved for the dead nowadays). But Bush left a day early, promptly from China, without giving any real reasons why, which diplomatically means unsatisfaction.


David at jujuflop and I have been discussing what the KMT's recent internal dissension signifies. I just want to say that knowledgeable Taiwan watchers have written to me privately and said that the analysis on David's blog is world-class. I totally agree. David says:

Well, we clearly have a group of dissatisfied legislators. But the big question is “What will (or can) they do?” Michael Turton has also written on this and thinks it adds up to a crisis for the KMT, but I’m not convinced. Although there are plenty of people who dislike Ma high up in the KMT, there’s not a lot they can do about it. Ma is secure in his job - it’s the legislators who aren’t secure in theirs.
I think if Ma can make it through these elections, implement this system, develop a broad base, outflank the party insiders, nuetralize his rival legislative speaker Wang, and win the election, then -- my fingers will be worn off writing about it.....in the meantime I noted:

As David at jujuflop pointed out the other day, Ma has to tread carefully to avoid offending these legislators, so that more of them will return home to the KMT. They are all potential Ma supporters -- as militant pro-Blue politicians they will never permit a Taiwanese to become head of the party or ROC President ever again, after the "betrayal" by the hated Lee Teng-hui, a native Taiwanese who rose to become Chairman and President of the KMT. It just so happens that Wang Jin-pyng, Ma's rival, is a Taiwanese. Ma may have his eye on a legislative majority, but Ma's strategy of catering to their interests may also be aimed at Wang as well.

Whatever happens, the KMT's internal situation, which at the moment looks a lot like I, Claudius, promises to be very interesting...



Pro-KMT blogger Taiwan's Other Side looks at the changes in the Taiwan national ID card....

ROC citizens across Taiwan have been dragged into their district government offices en masse for their new national ID cards. There’s a strange, new symbol of the Republic of China prominent in the background of the actual id, which is conveniently blocked by big SAMPLE letters on the online version of the card. I certainly have never seen it before, and it bears no relationship to any of the ROC symbology that I’ve ever seen.

Poor TOS. Imagine having to look at Taiwan on your ID. Must be traumatic......



nostalgiaphile at the leaky pen blogged on the death of comics in Taiwan:

Last Thursday I went for a walk around this 'student equipment store' (SES) in Jhungli called "Bright South." I have to make up a term for this because we don't have anything like it in the US--a store that sells video games, comic books, backpacks, CDs and DVDs, and student stationary goods. This SES was packed with teens and middle-schoolers and a lively, bustling atmosphere. As usual, I was there looking for some manga to read, so I kinda lolly-gagged around for a couple of hours checking out the recent titles. To my disappointment, there weren't that many, and what's more, I noticed the comics section was the least crowded section of the store. The students were all jammed into the video game section or else looking for erotic DVDs to buy. My wanderings in the SES inspired the following melancholy reflections on the demise Taiwan's comics culture.
Comics. Loved 'em when I was a kid....


Jerome Keating grabs Wendell Minnick's excellent book review of a new book on the China-Taiwan conflict.

What would it take to invade Taiwan? How many troops? What would the United States do? Could Taiwan counter-strike? Would it be a Normandy-style invasion or a surprise decapitation strike?

Grappling with those kinds of questions makes this is a disturbing book. Educated conjecture about ways to destroy a country, particularly one in which you live, makes for chilly reading.

Editor Steve Tsang, an Oxford University scholar, brings together some of the top specialists on the Chinese military for a readable analysis tackling policy framework, China's capacity to use force, and the potential economic costs. In his introduction, Tsang cautions the reader that though many pundits argue that China would refrain from a conflict due to concerns about the economic ramifications, they ignore how the powerful emotional appeal of Chinese nationalism will impact upon how China policy makers deliberate. In addition, the Chinese Communist Party's (CCP) increasingly hollow claim to legitimacy, traditionally based on lofty Marxist-Leninist ideology, now relies on a skewed nationalistic vision that redirects the citizenry's anger and frustration from the CCP's inept bureaucracy and corruption towards Taiwan, Japan, and the United States.


Looks very promising...Keating also linked to this excellent column on democracy in China by a former student of his:

Boris Johnson Suggests Another Way to Look at China and Taiwan
Saturday April 22, by Jerome F. Keating Ph.D.

Many academics and many journalists go to China and on their return write the perfunctory words on how the PRC is not perfect on human rights, democracy etc. but the government cares for the people, things are improving and the West just does not understand these rulers and their elite. While such writers refrain from being too critical, their caution is understandable. They are conscious of who are the gate-keepers that control their return invitations (all bills paid of course). What is refreshing about Boris Johnson is his disregard on whether he will be invited back to the latest popular feast or not. I quote his writings in entirety so that readers can catch both his humor and critical analysis of his own (British) system. Further however, many of the issues addressed within will be topics of future posts of mine to come. For example, readers can ask the basic question, why are groups like the Falun Gong such a danger and threat to the stability of the government in an autocratic one party state like China but they practice freely with no harassment in the democratic state of Taiwan.

Lots of fun, but living here in Taiwan, I wasn't under any illusions about the difficulty of implementing democracy in China...



Wandering to Tamshui blogs on Taiwanese martian.

Someone on the FAPA listserv sent this set of pictures out this morning, each featuring a word in the "Martian" (火星文) language that the kids in Taiwan seem so crazy for these days, and how to use the word in a sentence.

Taiwan awoke to the "Martian" invasion a couple months ago after it was found that the Ministry of Education tried connecting with the hep chicks and cats of the Instant Messaging Generation by including questions on the meaning of popular IM phrases (later nicknamed "Martian") on a standardized exam. (Cue "Political Shitstorm Concerto in B Major", please).

The questions may have since been replaced, but "Martian" remains a popular way for students to confuse their parents. This is not necessarily a bad thing, but I find it faintly annoying that my Taiwanese convenience store chain of choice, FamilyMart/全家便利商店 put these out with the motto "Everyone Spells English" in the lower right corner. Foreign English teachers, beware; your jobs are about to get a whole lot harder.

Well worth a look, if you want to understand what your students are saying! Mark at Pinyin News, always a font of language info, adds:

I’d been working on a post about the cards and miniature magnets given away at Family Mart (Quánjiā / 全家) convenience stores with purchases of at least NT$75 (about US$2). But Jason at Wandering to Tamshui beat me to it yesterday with a post showing all of the cards, so I’ll keep this short.

These are particularly interesting because of the use of Taiwanese as well as several other languages, though everything here is labeled “Yingwen” (English). As Jason wrote, “That faint sound you hear is a thousand foreign English teachers slapping their foreheads in despair.”

The series, labeled Quánmín pīn Yīngwén (全民拼英文), is probably meant to counter rival 7-Eleven’s popular Hello Kitty button series. Although few take on Hello Kitty and live to tell the tale, I think the alphabet cards are doing fairly well.

I had no idea those stupid magnets were so interesting.



Mark at Pinyin News blogs on the declining Chinese skills of local students:

The Taipei City Government has released the results of a Mandarin proficiency exam administered to 31,145 sixth-grade students.

According to the results, more than 40 percent of those tested are unable to use so-called radicals (bùshǒu, 部首) to find Chinese characters in dictionaries. This, of course, comes as no great surprise to me. Ah, for the wisdom of the alphabetical arrangement of the ABC Chinese-English Comprehensive Dictionary!

Furthermore, the Taipei Times reports that the person in charge of the testing, Datong Elementary School Principal Chen Qin-yin, said that although most students received good grades, the essay test revealed weaknesses in writing ability, including a limited use of adjectives.


Inasmuch as this is a pet project of Mayor Ma, I am suspicious of claims that Mandarin skills are poor. It is too pat, politically.



Daniel blogs on a topic that's been making the rounds...critical thinking skills:

I also think that we underestimate how difficult specific mental skills are. I've given students the kind of group exercises that I've done in corporate interviews and training courses ("Lost in the Desert", "Choose country A, B, C or D for our company's new office"), but if a student finds these hard, well, that shouldn't be surprising if this is how the Bank of England or Deloitte & Touche weeds out candidates (in their first language, too). Interview technique is a skill, looking good in group exercises is a skill, finishing in-tray exercises on time is a skill, and debating is a skill. In fact, aren't they more performance than mental challenge, a way of acting and decision making that one picks up by practice, much like a monkey learning to press buttons - they are not natural powers, and someone in Taiwan might have never needed to perform like that before. I couldn't do them either, when I finished Uni, but a year later, and a lot of graduate job interviews later, I had become pretty slick.

I'm not diving into this.



The New Hampshire Bushman has some excellent airplane window photos of Taiwan...



Cold Goat Eyes blogs on salty language, a particular fondness of mine....

Shit has been fully assimilated into everyday English and carries no real potency anymore, either as a noun (I am going to take a shit), a verb (I like to shit) or an adjective (this movie is shit). Similarly, the great sexual vulgarity fuck is rapidly becoming entwined into the mass lexicon and I fear that in a few years time it will be as powerful and offensive as the quaintly British expression bloody (as in 'bloody hell' or 'bloody awful weather we're having what?'). It will be a lamentable day. The multifunctional versatility of fuck makes it one of the true greats. As an emphasizer or strengthener, it is peerless. It is not merely hot today, nor is it very hot, nor exceptionally hot. It is fucking hot. In it's interjective form it expresses a similar meaning to damn and the verb, to fuck has no adequate synonyms that convey the same strength, implication and connotation. 'To screw' is too casual for my tastes, 'to make love' is too limited to a certain form of sexual intercourse and 'to get laid' too cheap. it is fuck and fuck only that presents that sweaty, dirty act and if it were not a vulgarism then I suspect it would be meaningless and redundant.

That is some fucking great shit, CGE. Hands down, the best ever written on this topic is the chapter on swearing in Paul M. Fussell's Wartime: Understanding and Behavior in the Second World War, which is also the best book written on the war.




SHORTS: A Taiwan independence blog ring. Kerim found a great article on the devastation wrought by the closure of state factories in China. One of Sean Riley's stories makes the paper. The RAND Corporation studies the new Chinese military...(thanks to the Foreigner for that one). Several of us had a ball being presenters at the roundtable at NCKU. Brian Mathes cluses us in on how not to be an Ugly American. Don't miss the podcasting at Getting a Leg Up, The Bluesman's Killing Floor, Misadventures in Taiwan, Ugly Expat, The Formosa Diaries, and What's Up in Taiwan. As always, great photos at 35togo, Unplugged, the forgetful's photo gallery, the forgetful's photo gallery, amateur commune, andres, Clarke vs Matt, Cat Piano, T_C at Fotolog, battphotos, Fotologging Taiwan, Photoactionboy, leftmind, MaMaHuHu, Everything Visible is Empty, Roger in Taiwan, Love Songs (Are for Losers), Photoblogging Taiwan, Eight Diagrams, Tagging Taichung, Finding the Rabbit, and The New Hampshire Bushman in Taiwan and The World. Also, Waiguoren Project wants your stories.



MISSED HOLIDAYS: Ryan speaks for me: In all the hubbub of life I somehow missed Easter yet again. Easter is my own private Polka-Roo. It shows up every year and I conveniently forget it. "I missed it again?"

Me too. Just what I need: a holioday offering more chocolate.Glad it went by without a peep.



The Apiary


It seems that every neighborhood has little treasures that reveal themselves to you in ways and places that you never imagined. Just when I thought Trail 7 behind my house was the Known World, I found some monsters in the margins today when I was out exercising...


An apiary! I saw a few beehives tucked in among the bamboo trees and the banana plants. I guess keeping bees has always been a pleasant fantasy of mine...

I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree,
And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made;
Nine bean rows will I have there, a hive for the honey bee,
And live alone in the bee-loud glade.


The husband and wife team was hard at work cleaning up parts of the hive.




I asked them how they had gotten their start. School? Government training. Naw. "We just did it," the woman told me with a shrug.



It turned out that they had a lot more beehives than I originally thought.




Here she makes smoke as the husband checks the beehives.