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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Rotten Vegetable Time

Today I am swamped with grades and editing work. Enjoy this bad joke courtesy of my father...



A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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You got Male!





Recently heard Cold Jokes (must be said in Chinese):

Q: What do rabbits fear the most?
A. SK II.

Requires Taiwan-accented mandarin:
Q: Why don't men understand DuanBeiS(h)an? (Brokeback Mountain).
A: Because they haven't seen DuanBei1 and DuanBei2!

6 comments:

  1. I don't get the SKII one either. Is it because rabitts are called 'little white rabitts' in Mandarin?

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  2. Now I’m really a magician as I turn ‘rabbits’ into ‘rabitts’.

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  3. Does the rabbit joke use Mandarin slang and the reply English?

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  4. Joke should read question.

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  5. Yes, my bad. You reply in English.

    Hint -- the english word for 2 sounds like the Chinese work for rabbit.

    Michael

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