Today I am swamped with grades and editing work. Enjoy this bad joke courtesy of my father...
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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You got Male!
Recently heard Cold Jokes (must be said in Chinese):
Q: What do rabbits fear the most?
A. SK II.
Requires Taiwan-accented mandarin:
Q: Why don't men understand DuanBeiS(h)an? (Brokeback Mountain).
A: Because they haven't seen DuanBei1 and DuanBei2!
[Taiwan]
I don't get the SKII one.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the SKII one either. Is it because rabitts are called 'little white rabitts' in Mandarin?
ReplyDeleteNow I’m really a magician as I turn ‘rabbits’ into ‘rabitts’.
ReplyDeleteDoes the rabbit joke use Mandarin slang and the reply English?
ReplyDeleteJoke should read question.
ReplyDeleteYes, my bad. You reply in English.
ReplyDeleteHint -- the english word for 2 sounds like the Chinese work for rabbit.
Michael