"Conservatives take their values seriously..."

On the Miers nomination and Republican hypocrisy about gays:

It would be the height of hypocrisy for a conservative to embrace her party's most extreme views while simultaneously embracing a member of the same sex. The GOP rank and file takes its values seriously. Just imagine the outrage were Rush Limbaugh revealed to be a drug addict, William Bennett a compulsive gambler, Gary Bauer a philanderer, Strom Thurmond the father of a illegitimate black child, or George Bush a coke fiend. They'd never work in this town again.

ROFL.