Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Rotten Vegetable Time

Today I am swamped with grades and editing work. Enjoy this bad joke courtesy of my father...



A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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You got Male!





Recently heard Cold Jokes (must be said in Chinese):

Q: What do rabbits fear the most?
A. SK II.

Requires Taiwan-accented mandarin:
Q: Why don't men understand DuanBeiS(h)an? (Brokeback Mountain).
A: Because they haven't seen DuanBei1 and DuanBei2!

6 comments:

Karl said...

I don't get the SKII one.

tony said...

I don't get the SKII one either. Is it because rabitts are called 'little white rabitts' in Mandarin?

tony said...

Now I’m really a magician as I turn ‘rabbits’ into ‘rabitts’.

Chris said...

Does the rabbit joke use Mandarin slang and the reply English?

Chris said...

Joke should read question.

Michael Turton said...

Yes, my bad. You reply in English.

Hint -- the english word for 2 sounds like the Chinese work for rabbit.

Michael