Friday, June 10, 2005

Bush Says He Will Defend Taiwan

Our feckless President announced today that he would defend Taiwan:

Moreover, Bush said, the US adhered to the Taiwan Relations Act, which meant that it opposed either side of the Taiwan Strait unilaterally changing the status quo.

"In other words, neither side will make a decision that steps outside the bounds of that statement I just made to you. If China were to invade unilaterally, we would rise up in the spirit of [the] Taiwan Relations Act. If Taiwan were to declare independence, it would be a unilateral decision that would then change the US equation," Bush added.

Hey George? You and what army? Recruiting missed the target by a quarter (a third if the Pentagon hadn't revised the targets downwards). You broke our army in Iraq. You blew our budget with the biggest deficit in the history of the United States. Your corporate fellows are busy mismanaging our industrial capacity. But don't worry about it! Maybe you can fund a campaign against China with the $215 million that your GOP copycats mysteriously lost in Ohio.....or maybe you'll luck out, and your pro-fossil fuel policies will warm the globe so quickly that Taiwan will drown before it can be invaded....


4 comments:

STOP_George said...

"Recruiting missed the target by a quarter..."

Don't worry, Michael. Today's Fascist imperialist America will soon be recruiting children the old-fashioned way.

I must concede, though. It will still be debatable whether the U.S. can actually defend Taiwan after the draft is implemented.

Why?

Iraq and Iran are pretty big countries to occupy (that is, if young Americans decide not to make a permanent detour through Canada).

I don't know what's scarier, Michael. The fuck-up you have for a president or the system you have that allows someone like him (along with the whole evil package) to take control for 2 consecutive terms.

I still, in my heart and mind (as a Canadian), do not believe that the majority of good-hearted Americans voted this thing into power (and there's a ton of hard evidence to support this belief).

The question is:

When are Americans going to say -- enough is enough?!! How many lives is it going to take (American and foreign) for the majority of Americans to revolt against the diabolical occupation that is gripping your country?

Taiwan is making progress. The U.S. is going backwards at warp speed.

Dom Corrigan said...

Criminey - I detect moonbat-ery of the highest order.

"I don't know what's scarier, Michael. The f*ck-up you have for a president or" this picture of a rather corpulent you.

Michael Turton said...

Yeah, that picture of me is pretty grim. But the President is grimmer still...

Red A said...

Michael, the Navy isn't really busy right now, so they can defend Taiwan.

Plus we can recruit all the pro-independence foreigners to create a new Abraham Lincoln Brigade.